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PostSubject: two old people   Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:09 pm

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"
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PostSubject: Re: two old people   Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:15 am

Bill and Cindy fell into love when they were both university students. Bill made a promise that he would love Cindy with his golf clubs
Bill worked for a small IT company, and Cindy worked in a Multinational Corproation. The poor life damped down the passion they ever had. Gradually, Cindy liked golf, horse riding and so on. cheap golf clubs She dreamed that one day she could have a life of rank and fashion. But Cindy complained that Bill gave her anything but nothing.
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